In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit. Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll. David Walliams
About This Quote

A cup of tea and a piece of cake is a common drink and snack in the UK, especially around the time of the summer seasons. It’s a simple and wholesome way of enjoying food and drink. In this quote, it is obvious that he is referring to this as a solution to every problem. In other words, if you have a problem, now you have your solution.

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